Wednesday, January 17, 2018

January 17, 2018

March 29, 2008
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Heard from Mark


Why??? Because my boringly reliable brother has quit his job and gone world-travelling with some bitch he barely knows. And I'm terrified of turning on the TV and finding out that his body has been discovered under a purple sheet wearing Nike runners with 28 other morons who think some fucking UFO is waiting for him behind a god damned comet. So no BABE - I won't relax.
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3 comments:

  1. HelenJanuary 17, 2018 at 10:19 AM

    I'm with Shari on this one... Rob strikes me as one of those Nike runner-wearing morons who thinks some UFO is waiting for him behind a comet.

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  2. HelenJanuary 17, 2018 at 10:20 AM

    Hey, my (expletive deleted) insertions were deleted! (Expletive deleted) you, Google Blogger!

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  3. MaliJanuary 18, 2018 at 12:10 AM

    Don't you hate it when men say that, or the common variation, "don't worry," which generally means they're not imaginative enough to be able to worry!

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