Saturday, March 17, 2018

I have a very specific set of skills...

I learned a year ago how quickly you can go from really liking a kid to really, really hating him when the kid in question broke my daughter’s heart and then went out of his way to twist that knife. For a long time, my secret fantasies were very dark. He didn’t fare well in them.

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  1. Uh oh, is this where your chainsaw fantasies were born?

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    1. Oh hell no. Chainsaws made their entrance long before this happened.

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    1. PS. Love the title of this post.

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    2. Thank you (said in my sexiest Liam Neeson voice)

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  3. Where's a good voodoo doll when you need one?

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