I learned a year ago how quickly you can go from really liking a kid to really, really hating him when the kid in question broke my daughter’s heart and then went out of his way to twist that knife. For a long time, my secret fantasies were very dark. He didn’t fare well in them.
Uh oh, is this where your chainsaw fantasies were born?
ReplyDeleteOh hell no. Chainsaws made their entrance long before this happened.
DeleteAgain, smiling.
DeletePS. Love the title of this post.
ReplyDeleteThank you (said in my sexiest Liam Neeson voice)
ReplyDeleteWhere's a good voodoo doll when you need one?
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