Thursday, April 12, 2018

A grade three teacher who really wanted that stupid pizza for her class.

On hat-day, I spotted one of the grade-three students in the hall, hatless*. Recess, his teacher descended upon me, shrieking that no student of hers had been capless all day - I was obviously a liar. Her class won, zero violations. She congratulated my honesty. I'll congratulate her on being an intimidating bully.

*I was on student council. Our job that day was to find students without hats. The class with the fewest violations won the pizza.


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