On hat-day, I spotted one of the grade-three students in the hall, hatless*. Recess, his teacher descended upon me, shrieking that no student of hers had been capless all day - I was obviously a liar. Her class won, zero violations. She congratulated my honesty. I'll congratulate her on being an intimidating bully.
*I was on student council. Our job that day was to find students without hats. The class with the fewest violations won the pizza.
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I'm angry for you.
ReplyDeleteClearly, I am a champion at holding a grudge. I should win a pizza.
DeleteIs it OK to say "Bitch!"?
ReplyDeleteI certainly did. Under my breath because I was in grade 5.
DeleteI want to slap that teacher.
ReplyDeleteMeh - she's likely dead by now.
DeleteWhat a terrible person, but I know the type.
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