Wednesday, January 17, 2018

January 17, 2018

March 29, 2008
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Heard from Mark

Why??? Because my boringly reliable brother has quit his job and gone world-travelling with some bitch he barely knows. And I'm terrified of turning on the TV and finding out that his body has been discovered under a purple sheet wearing Nike runners with 28 other morons who think some fucking UFO is waiting for him behind a god damned comet. So no BABE - I won't relax.


  1. I'm with Shari on this one... Rob strikes me as one of those Nike runner-wearing morons who thinks some UFO is waiting for him behind a comet.

  2. Hey, my (expletive deleted) insertions were deleted! (Expletive deleted) you, Google Blogger!

  3. Don't you hate it when men say that, or the common variation, "don't worry," which generally means they're not imaginative enough to be able to worry!


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