Saturday, March 3, 2018
Secrets and Lies #3: Health class from a six-year-old
Out on a grocery shopping excursion, my six year old son enlightened his four year old sister on the use of maxipads. Whenever a lady sneezes, she pees a little bit. When we got home, I straightened her out. The lie was not telling her that the older ladies become, the more correct her brother becomes.
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But maybe you didn't know that when your son was only six.
ReplyDeleteGood point!
DeleteThat's true.
DeleteHa! I wonder where he heard that though.
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