Sunday, April 1, 2018

Willy Wonka

Years ago I belonged to a writing website. One of the big personalities on the site provided much-desired critiques. He loved the first thing I posted. I glowed. He eviscerated the second, criticizing my writing and me personally. I cried. Eventually I realized he was just a bully, and this was his M.O.


  1. Nasty man. I really detest bullies.

  2. Can I forever say "What Mali said"?

  3. Is this the same jerk who told me I disliked Sarah Palin because I'm not as good looking as she is?

    1. Was it a fine Canadian who said that to you? If so, the answer is a hard yes.


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