I'm going to
bed. I didn't sleep last ni...
---I know how that fee...
NO YOU DON'T
A moment. Eyes roll.
I know how it
feels to have a
bad night's sleep.
I didn't have
a bad night's sleep. I DIDN'T SLEEP. Do not wake me when you come to bed.
But you might want me to... (thinks he's funny)
I will kill you.
A moment. Turns back to his football game.
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This is known as a threatrain. You just take as many lines as you need to make yourself clear.
I literally laughed out loud. Especially at "... (thinks he's being funny) ... "
ReplyDeleteThreatrain should indeed be a thing.
Ha! You need to post this on the bedroom door.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sleep deprived I read that as Theatrain...and then was trying to figure out how the theatre was involved in this...Sometimes the best humor is wasted on my groggy head!
ReplyDeleteI did too, Theatrain, like a theater train. Had to reread and then I got it. I like how it's all just summed up: I will kill you.
ReplyDeletePerfection. And new form.
ReplyDeleteI read it like theatrain too!
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